wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying


"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs


Oh my god


I just want a fucking hickey. I want someone to press their lips to my neck, use their teeth to nip my skin, cover me in goosebumps, leave a bruise. It’s romantic, the little love notes, because the skin is the paper and the blood vessels are the ink. I want to worry about hiding it in front of my parents. I want people to see it and think “damn they had some fun”
And maybe I’ll forget how lonely I am.

things every highschooler should know


  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

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when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home




if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock