What is up my main male companion

fake-mermaid:

wow ok i’ve watched so many documentaries on how mermaids are real and can i just say they really do not look like this

more like

and that scares me a lot

vangoghvanstop:

burgrs:

A wild CUTIE appeared!

What will U do?

• SMOOCH
• CUDDLE
• TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
• ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE

why isn’t cry an option

adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

no 

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

I’m so ready to be famous like I already know what to say for every interview and all the poses I’m going to do on the red carpet

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks